Tuesday, July 16, 2013
Quick Update
My next review should be up by the weekend. I can't believe how long it's taking to complete, but I think it will be worth it.
Sunday, July 7, 2013
Sorry for the delay...
I just want to let you guys know that my next Pasta riff, review, whatever is on hold because I am embarking on a unique endeavor (I have a guest writer, my friend and "pegasister" going by the name of Black Betrayal) and as such we are still trying to work at all the kinks and the dinks and the...
Black Betrayal: He accidently deleted all of the work we had so far.
...Thanks a lot...
BB: You're welcome. ^)^
Regardless, due to this we have to start all over because Blogger has no undo button and because it was already taking a little bit of time to begin with, it could be a rather lengthy delay. I'll get into why I have a guest and all that jazz during the actual riffing, but for now just know it could be awhile.
BB: By the way Death...*Pulls out a cupcake with rainbow frosting* want a cupcake? ^)^
...No thank you...
Black Betrayal: He accidently deleted all of the work we had so far.
...Thanks a lot...
BB: You're welcome. ^)^
Regardless, due to this we have to start all over because Blogger has no undo button and because it was already taking a little bit of time to begin with, it could be a rather lengthy delay. I'll get into why I have a guest and all that jazz during the actual riffing, but for now just know it could be awhile.
BB: By the way Death...*Pulls out a cupcake with rainbow frosting* want a cupcake? ^)^
...No thank you...
Sunday, June 30, 2013
The Man and his Pokemon
Before I start, let me say sorry for the long overdue update. I had started on this before I got caught up in all the graduation stuff and preparing for the college life, but I just never got around to finishing this until now due to time limitations. Also, I'm running low on sleep right now, so do not be shocked if my comments start getting really jumbled towards the end, which is where I'm picking up at, and in my final thoughts...
Anyway, I found this on BitBin. The version there is closer to the one that is on the Trollpasta wiki, but it really makes no difference.
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I was a bored kid. Straight-A student with kids always telling me I'm the King.
"They called the toilet in the last stall in the boys room my throne, and would dip my head in it every single day."
It's actually boring, having to catch all the Pokémon with knowing which moves and stuff. When new ones came out, I finished it within a month, catching all the Pokémon with suitable TMs that go with them. So stupidly pointless, I needed a new Pokémon that captured my heart. I hated how with great attacks, weak Pokémon only faint. So, unfair. I've felt this with most, almost every trainer I battled.
This does raise the question about why he kept playing it. Also, going back to the "I needed a new Pokemon that captured my heart." does he want the Pokemon to try and make him fall in love with them. That's a pretty disturbing thought.
This is when I found lost Zangoose. It had unusually big scar across its belly and its claws were bloody too.
It also had no pupils to speak of.
As I tried to "run," the pokémon wouldn't let me so I made it faint. As the next Pokémon appeared it was the same Pokémon. I made it faint countless times."Help me...." the Pokémon cried. I caught it and hurried to the Pokémon center to heal it. I clicked on the profile, the description said that this Pokémon was actually the hidden reason of the fight the Zangoose and Seviper had. That before this Zangoose they were actually in good terms.
You know... that is actually a good reason for the feud between Zangooses and Sevipers. I mean, it didn't say they always hated each other, and if a Zangoose had killed a Seviper, then it would stand to reason the two would start to hate each other...
"What could be wrong?" I questioned myself...
The murderous eye, the bloody claw and the creepy smile... also the reason for a fight? Sounds like I caught an interesting Pokémon. It was never ceased to interest me.
"I would sometimes just stare loveingly at my Gameboy... just wishing that we had a way to be together..."
Its amazing attack and speed despite low level equalled the amount of normal lvl 100 zangoose.
I have to wonder why he didn't catch him sooner then. If it was really a super mega awesome unique looking Marty Stu Pokemon, then I would of caught it as soon as possible instead of pounding the ever living shit out of it.
As I tried to level him up, instead of fainting its enermy it started to kill pokémon"
A Pokepasta with a murdering Pokemon? What a shock!!!
The computer generated "Bird Keeper" is swearing at me for killing it.
Did the Zangoose kill the Bird Keeper, or the Bird Keeper's Pokemon, or did the trainer kill the Zangoose? Clarification please?
A Zangoose that kills Pokémon, one that can cause weak ones to die, intriguing... I was into this game for three whole days just like the time I first played this game, except I wasn't defeating Gym badges and winning Elite Four, I was killing everyone until all trainers and Pokémon had disappeared.
I honestly don't know any other joke to make here except for the one YuriofWind made during his reading of this Pasta: In the king's world, you don't win badges, you fight them and if you defeat the Elite Four, you get a matching set.
I was bored again once I killed them all, and I decided to just play another game until a scary voice scared me from behind
"You done killing people?"
What makes this line funny is that, when you think about it, he did not kill a single person. I mean sure, he killed virtual people, but saying he killed anyway is like saying that everyone who plays GTA "killed people" but I digress...
The Zangoose that kills stood behind me. I was scared, and not because it was my turn to die.
Then you shouldn't be scared... you are either a liar, or really stupid. Also... Pokémon pops out into the real world? Really?
"Now is it my time to die? I don't care; this boring world isn't worth breathing for."
No, it's time to kill the people in this whole world...
This is not a warning message I tell to people that soon the whole world will die, it's not a death threat either...
I can just hear your voices begging me to help me....
Well, I'm glad you can hear me begging you to get mental help...
For the record, a much better ending line would of been the very cliché, but still better then what he put, "It's a promise."
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Final Thoughts: As much as I hate to say it, I honestly don't see how this got deleted from the Creepypasta Wiki. Don't get me wrong, it is low quality, but I have seen worse pastas on that site that never get deleted. Honestly, it's just your stereotypical Pokepasta with poor writing. I will say that it REALLY starts to get bad at the end though, and it is not very believable, which should be what a good Pasta tries to be. It does get some points by having an interesting backstory for the Zangoose, but that is about all I can say was good about it. Well, that and it is short, which is for the best. The only logical way for the story to progress is to explain the killing spree, which would ruin ALL suspension of disbelief.
Final rating: 3/10 Pokémon kings out to kill you.
*sigh* I kind of feel like I'm ripping off you guys by posting this after such a long time off... I promised myself that should I stop posting for a long period of time, I would do an epic return, instead of a whimper... What to do, what to do?
Bah, I'm sure I'll figure something out. In the meantime, I'm going to go and eat some cupcakes...
Anyway, I found this on BitBin. The version there is closer to the one that is on the Trollpasta wiki, but it really makes no difference.
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I was a bored kid. Straight-A student with kids always telling me I'm the King.
"They called the toilet in the last stall in the boys room my throne, and would dip my head in it every single day."
It's actually boring, having to catch all the Pokémon with knowing which moves and stuff. When new ones came out, I finished it within a month, catching all the Pokémon with suitable TMs that go with them. So stupidly pointless, I needed a new Pokémon that captured my heart. I hated how with great attacks, weak Pokémon only faint. So, unfair. I've felt this with most, almost every trainer I battled.
This does raise the question about why he kept playing it. Also, going back to the "I needed a new Pokemon that captured my heart." does he want the Pokemon to try and make him fall in love with them. That's a pretty disturbing thought.
This is when I found lost Zangoose. It had unusually big scar across its belly and its claws were bloody too.
It also had no pupils to speak of.
As I tried to "run," the pokémon wouldn't let me so I made it faint. As the next Pokémon appeared it was the same Pokémon. I made it faint countless times."Help me...." the Pokémon cried. I caught it and hurried to the Pokémon center to heal it. I clicked on the profile, the description said that this Pokémon was actually the hidden reason of the fight the Zangoose and Seviper had. That before this Zangoose they were actually in good terms.
You know... that is actually a good reason for the feud between Zangooses and Sevipers. I mean, it didn't say they always hated each other, and if a Zangoose had killed a Seviper, then it would stand to reason the two would start to hate each other...
"What could be wrong?" I questioned myself...
The murderous eye, the bloody claw and the creepy smile... also the reason for a fight? Sounds like I caught an interesting Pokémon. It was never ceased to interest me.
"I would sometimes just stare loveingly at my Gameboy... just wishing that we had a way to be together..."
Its amazing attack and speed despite low level equalled the amount of normal lvl 100 zangoose.
I have to wonder why he didn't catch him sooner then. If it was really a super mega awesome unique looking Marty Stu Pokemon, then I would of caught it as soon as possible instead of pounding the ever living shit out of it.
As I tried to level him up, instead of fainting its enermy it started to kill pokémon"
A Pokepasta with a murdering Pokemon? What a shock!!!
The computer generated "Bird Keeper" is swearing at me for killing it.
Did the Zangoose kill the Bird Keeper, or the Bird Keeper's Pokemon, or did the trainer kill the Zangoose? Clarification please?
A Zangoose that kills Pokémon, one that can cause weak ones to die, intriguing... I was into this game for three whole days just like the time I first played this game, except I wasn't defeating Gym badges and winning Elite Four, I was killing everyone until all trainers and Pokémon had disappeared.
I honestly don't know any other joke to make here except for the one YuriofWind made during his reading of this Pasta: In the king's world, you don't win badges, you fight them and if you defeat the Elite Four, you get a matching set.
I was bored again once I killed them all, and I decided to just play another game until a scary voice scared me from behind
"You done killing people?"
What makes this line funny is that, when you think about it, he did not kill a single person. I mean sure, he killed virtual people, but saying he killed anyway is like saying that everyone who plays GTA "killed people" but I digress...
The Zangoose that kills stood behind me. I was scared, and not because it was my turn to die.
Then you shouldn't be scared... you are either a liar, or really stupid. Also... Pokémon pops out into the real world? Really?
"Now is it my time to die? I don't care; this boring world isn't worth breathing for."
No, it's time to kill the people in this whole world...
This is not a warning message I tell to people that soon the whole world will die, it's not a death threat either...
I can just hear your voices begging me to help me....
Well, I'm glad you can hear me begging you to get mental help...
For the record, a much better ending line would of been the very cliché, but still better then what he put, "It's a promise."
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Final Thoughts: As much as I hate to say it, I honestly don't see how this got deleted from the Creepypasta Wiki. Don't get me wrong, it is low quality, but I have seen worse pastas on that site that never get deleted. Honestly, it's just your stereotypical Pokepasta with poor writing. I will say that it REALLY starts to get bad at the end though, and it is not very believable, which should be what a good Pasta tries to be. It does get some points by having an interesting backstory for the Zangoose, but that is about all I can say was good about it. Well, that and it is short, which is for the best. The only logical way for the story to progress is to explain the killing spree, which would ruin ALL suspension of disbelief.
Final rating: 3/10 Pokémon kings out to kill you.
*sigh* I kind of feel like I'm ripping off you guys by posting this after such a long time off... I promised myself that should I stop posting for a long period of time, I would do an epic return, instead of a whimper... What to do, what to do?
Bah, I'm sure I'll figure something out. In the meantime, I'm going to go and eat some cupcakes...
Thursday, May 16, 2013
Dragonball Z: Vegeta's Revenge
Title: Dragonball Z: Vegeta's Revenge
Found on the Creepypasta Wiki Written by Elicidman
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When I was younger I was obsessed with Dragonball Z. I had read the manga, watched every episode of the anime, and I had lots of Dragonball Z merchandise. I had the action figures, trading cards, and I had even played the video games like Legacy of Goku games on the GBA and Budokai Tenkaichi on the PS2.
Basically, he was a huge nerd. Throughout the story, I will talk about why I really doubt this guy is as big a fan as he claims to be.
When I was watching the Buu saga, I came across an episode that didn't make sense.
Some people believe that no episode in DBZ really made sense.
This was supposed to be after the episode where Majin Vegeta sacrificed himself to kill Buu, but it had the same opening as the Cell saga.
At least he didn't say that the opening had a bunch of weird shit in it. Maybe this won't be so bad after all...
The episode began with Goku playing some card game with King Kai in Other World.
Oh lord, this episode must of been made when DBZ had that really shitty card game.
Goku and King Kai both had halos so this must have been after Goku was killed by Cell.
Observant. This is the only detail he gets right...
All of a sudden, Vegeta appeared out of thin air. He teleported to Otherworld, I don't know how, but he did.
Who needs a reason for stuff to happen when you can just write it off with a "I don't know."?
This didn't make sense and Vegeta wasn't even dead. The living usually don't teleport to Otherworld and if Vegeta was dead wouldn't he be in hell?
If you are such a big DBZ fan, you would know that "hell" is HFIL in the DBZ Universe. Also people have teleported to Other World before, although I guess to be fair, it hadn't happened before this point in DBZ.
Then I noticed something odd about Vegeta. Vegeta had no pupils, his eyes were like a clear white void of nothingness. Also, there were tears of blood coming from Vegeta's eyes and his skin was a pale grey tone like he was a zombie.
Basically, Vegeta finally embraced his inner emo.
This sent shivers down my spine, I had never seen an episode like this. But I just HAD to keep watching I just had to.
"You ruined me, Kakarot", Vegeta said. "You ruined me..." Goku ruined Vegeta? How so? Out of curiosity I kept watching.
OK, hold up here. That isn't out of character for Vegeta. He also complained about how Kakarot would always one up him at almost everything, and he had plenty of reasons to say Kakarot ruined him, the most notable being that time Goku and his friends defeated Vegeta. Heck, if you really want to get technical, the whole reason Vegeta became a Majin can be traced back to Goku beating him. If this was so "obsessed" with DBZ, he would of freaking knew that!
The screen then cut to black and it showed Gohan doing his homework, then Vegeta teleported into his room. "He ruined me", Vegeta said. "Now I will kill all that he loves!"
"It's not they could just be wished back to life with the Dragonba-... Wait..."
Gohan turned around and saw Vegeta. "Vegeta? What happened to-"
Before Gohan could even talk to him, Vegeta did a straight arm punch into Gohan's chest. His fist went through Gohan's flesh and broke through his ribcage. Then Vegeta ripped a bloody heart out of Gohan's chest, Gohan died in an instant and he fell on his bedroom floor, lifeless and dead.
Vegeta wins... Flawless Victory... Fatality.
I was horrified and disgusting at what had just happened! Why would Vegeta kill Gohan like that? I thought Vegeta cared about Gohan, he practically saved him in the fight against Cell.
Yes, Vegeta cared about Gohan so much... It's not like Vegeta had any other motive to help Gohan... Like... I don't know...
CELL KILLING VEGETA'S FUCKING SON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I had never seen anything so gruesome on Dragonball Z!
I've never read a more horrifyingly terrible story about Dragonball Z!
Dragonball Z was violent yes, but there was never anything that gruesome on Dragonball Z! Never!
As long as we don't start having a whole bunch of unnecessary violence, we'll be fi-...
Vegeta was holding Gohan's bloody heart in his hand, he ate the heart like a cannibal and got blood all over his face, then he licked blood off of his mouth.
Ok, CREEPYpasta writers please hear me out. Violence, espically for the sake of having violence, IS NOT CREEPY! AT ALL! Often times, it's just stupid and unless the reader is really young, or maybe if they are brand new to the world of Creepypasta, it just doesn't work.
I felt so sick, I wanted to vomit.
My eyes are vomiting right now.
What kind of sick twisted writer would ever air an episode like this? As soon as this episode started I knew it was just a lost episode they had never aired and just now I had seen why it had never been aired. I kept watching but I regretted it, I wanted to know why anyone would make an episode like this.
Yup, you regretted it, but gosh darn it you had your reasons. Wouldn't looking up the writer or animators online be a more effective way of finding out why this may have been made?
Then Vegeta bent down over Gohan's dead body and pulled on his hair, he ripped his head off and decapitated him. Blood spurted out from the stump where Gohan's head used to be. Then Vegeta devoured Gohan's head completely in a few seconds, leaving only a bloody skull left. Disgusted by this, I fast forwarded this part.
I actually have to give the author credit here; The fact that he thought of fast forwarding the episode not only spares us more pointless violence, but also means he was smart enough to know he doesn't actually have to watch the WHOLE thing.
Vegeta was crouched down over Gohan's bloody skeleton, he had eaten the flesh off of his whole body! I was so disgusted I paused the VHS so I could vomit in a bucket.
A bucket he just so happened to have on hand at the time?
After all that I had seen, I for some reason still wanted to watch, so I hit play.
The reason is because you are an idiot.
Then Vegeta killed Chi Chi and ate the flesh off of her whole body, leaving only a bloody skeleton left. Chi Chi had been pregnant with Goten at this time and Goten was still growing in Chi Chi's uterus. Vegeta killed and ate Goten when he was only a fetus and he devoured Chi Chi's uterus.
Well... that is... different...
I covered my eyes at this part and I was crying. I had never seen anything so disturbing in my life.
Then Vegeta teleported to Kami's lookout. Piccolo, Dende, and Mr. Popo were on the lookout and were troubled by something, as if they knew what had happened.
Or maybe the knew the story they were in.
Piccolo looked at Vegeta and clenched his fists, he screamed with rage, and powered up.
I assume it took up the whole remainder of the episode, and that Vegeta's Revenge is actually a two parter.
Then he lunged at Vegeta and tried to kill him, he could not believe what he had done to Gohan and Chi Chi, and even Goten!
Seeing how Vegeta has always been a little on edge... Piccolo probably should of saw it coming.
Vegeta grabbed Piccolo by the neck and ripped his head off, purple blood spurted out off the stump where Piccolo's head used to be.
I will give him credit for knowing Piccolo, and other Namekians, have purple blood.
I was sad and I started crying because Piccolo was my favorite character and it broke my heart to see him killed in such a gruesome way.
Please; Compared to what happen to Chi Chi and Gohan, this is downright humane.
Mr. Popo and Dende had watched in horror as Vegeta had killed Piccolo, they then panicked and tried to flee. But then, Vegeta grabbed Dende and Mr. Popo by the necks and ripped both of their heads off like they had done to Piccolo. They both screamed in agony and fear when their heads were ripped off.
What Vegeta forgot is that you don't fuck with Popo.
I started sobbing uncontrollably, I couldn't watch it any more! It was too horrible to watch.
Wait, that wasn't the end of the episode!? Well... that means that this man maybe the only man smart enough to turn off the VHS during a "Lost Episode." Congrats, your prize is my complete and utter hatred. ^_^ You should feel proud.
Crying, I told my dad about everything and he believed me.My dad took the VHS tape and ran it over with his car and destroyed it.
This does make him smarter then the Dad from "Thomas and the Children" but it also makes me wonder if "Lost Episodes" that don't try and kill their viewers have subliminal messaging telling them to run over the disk/tape with their cars.
After this, I never watched Dragonball Z ever again. I am no longer a fan of it anymore, I sold all my merchandise to get rid of the memories, I didn't want to remember it anymore.
An entire childhood ruined by one mind scarring episode.
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Final Thoughts: I'm sorry if this one came off a bit more hate filled and ranty then my past ones, but this Pasta was a huge let down for me, as a friend had praised it to me and urged me to read it. Just because it doesn't have the number of writing fluff ups that other Creepypastas has doesn't make it good, it just means that the writer is somewhat capable. The only issue I really have with it is that it ignores a few facts about the show and that it went into the overly violent pasta department. A whole slew of Pastas fall into this, and it is unfortunate because it causes future Pasta writers to mimic it. I hope, I really hope, that writers of Pasta will start to avoid it.
Still, it's not the worst thing I've read... Far from. So I guess I'll give it...
Final Rating: 4/10 Uterus Burgers.
I'm sorry that there have been so many Lost Episode pastas. The next one I promise will be different.
Found on the Creepypasta Wiki Written by Elicidman
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When I was younger I was obsessed with Dragonball Z. I had read the manga, watched every episode of the anime, and I had lots of Dragonball Z merchandise. I had the action figures, trading cards, and I had even played the video games like Legacy of Goku games on the GBA and Budokai Tenkaichi on the PS2.
Basically, he was a huge nerd. Throughout the story, I will talk about why I really doubt this guy is as big a fan as he claims to be.
When I was watching the Buu saga, I came across an episode that didn't make sense.
Some people believe that no episode in DBZ really made sense.
This was supposed to be after the episode where Majin Vegeta sacrificed himself to kill Buu, but it had the same opening as the Cell saga.
At least he didn't say that the opening had a bunch of weird shit in it. Maybe this won't be so bad after all...
The episode began with Goku playing some card game with King Kai in Other World.
Oh lord, this episode must of been made when DBZ had that really shitty card game.
Goku and King Kai both had halos so this must have been after Goku was killed by Cell.
Observant. This is the only detail he gets right...
All of a sudden, Vegeta appeared out of thin air. He teleported to Otherworld, I don't know how, but he did.
Who needs a reason for stuff to happen when you can just write it off with a "I don't know."?
This didn't make sense and Vegeta wasn't even dead. The living usually don't teleport to Otherworld and if Vegeta was dead wouldn't he be in hell?
If you are such a big DBZ fan, you would know that "hell" is HFIL in the DBZ Universe. Also people have teleported to Other World before, although I guess to be fair, it hadn't happened before this point in DBZ.
Then I noticed something odd about Vegeta. Vegeta had no pupils, his eyes were like a clear white void of nothingness. Also, there were tears of blood coming from Vegeta's eyes and his skin was a pale grey tone like he was a zombie.
Basically, Vegeta finally embraced his inner emo.
This sent shivers down my spine, I had never seen an episode like this. But I just HAD to keep watching I just had to.
"You ruined me, Kakarot", Vegeta said. "You ruined me..." Goku ruined Vegeta? How so? Out of curiosity I kept watching.
OK, hold up here. That isn't out of character for Vegeta. He also complained about how Kakarot would always one up him at almost everything, and he had plenty of reasons to say Kakarot ruined him, the most notable being that time Goku and his friends defeated Vegeta. Heck, if you really want to get technical, the whole reason Vegeta became a Majin can be traced back to Goku beating him. If this was so "obsessed" with DBZ, he would of freaking knew that!
The screen then cut to black and it showed Gohan doing his homework, then Vegeta teleported into his room. "He ruined me", Vegeta said. "Now I will kill all that he loves!"
"It's not they could just be wished back to life with the Dragonba-... Wait..."
Gohan turned around and saw Vegeta. "Vegeta? What happened to-"
Before Gohan could even talk to him, Vegeta did a straight arm punch into Gohan's chest. His fist went through Gohan's flesh and broke through his ribcage. Then Vegeta ripped a bloody heart out of Gohan's chest, Gohan died in an instant and he fell on his bedroom floor, lifeless and dead.
Vegeta wins... Flawless Victory... Fatality.
I was horrified and disgusting at what had just happened! Why would Vegeta kill Gohan like that? I thought Vegeta cared about Gohan, he practically saved him in the fight against Cell.
Yes, Vegeta cared about Gohan so much... It's not like Vegeta had any other motive to help Gohan... Like... I don't know...
CELL KILLING VEGETA'S FUCKING SON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I had never seen anything so gruesome on Dragonball Z!
I've never read a more horrifyingly terrible story about Dragonball Z!
Dragonball Z was violent yes, but there was never anything that gruesome on Dragonball Z! Never!
As long as we don't start having a whole bunch of unnecessary violence, we'll be fi-...
Vegeta was holding Gohan's bloody heart in his hand, he ate the heart like a cannibal and got blood all over his face, then he licked blood off of his mouth.
Ok, CREEPYpasta writers please hear me out. Violence, espically for the sake of having violence, IS NOT CREEPY! AT ALL! Often times, it's just stupid and unless the reader is really young, or maybe if they are brand new to the world of Creepypasta, it just doesn't work.
I felt so sick, I wanted to vomit.
My eyes are vomiting right now.
What kind of sick twisted writer would ever air an episode like this? As soon as this episode started I knew it was just a lost episode they had never aired and just now I had seen why it had never been aired. I kept watching but I regretted it, I wanted to know why anyone would make an episode like this.
Yup, you regretted it, but gosh darn it you had your reasons. Wouldn't looking up the writer or animators online be a more effective way of finding out why this may have been made?
Then Vegeta bent down over Gohan's dead body and pulled on his hair, he ripped his head off and decapitated him. Blood spurted out from the stump where Gohan's head used to be. Then Vegeta devoured Gohan's head completely in a few seconds, leaving only a bloody skull left. Disgusted by this, I fast forwarded this part.
I actually have to give the author credit here; The fact that he thought of fast forwarding the episode not only spares us more pointless violence, but also means he was smart enough to know he doesn't actually have to watch the WHOLE thing.
Vegeta was crouched down over Gohan's bloody skeleton, he had eaten the flesh off of his whole body! I was so disgusted I paused the VHS so I could vomit in a bucket.
A bucket he just so happened to have on hand at the time?
After all that I had seen, I for some reason still wanted to watch, so I hit play.
The reason is because you are an idiot.
Then Vegeta killed Chi Chi and ate the flesh off of her whole body, leaving only a bloody skeleton left. Chi Chi had been pregnant with Goten at this time and Goten was still growing in Chi Chi's uterus. Vegeta killed and ate Goten when he was only a fetus and he devoured Chi Chi's uterus.
Well... that is... different...
I covered my eyes at this part and I was crying. I had never seen anything so disturbing in my life.
Then Vegeta teleported to Kami's lookout. Piccolo, Dende, and Mr. Popo were on the lookout and were troubled by something, as if they knew what had happened.
Or maybe the knew the story they were in.
Piccolo looked at Vegeta and clenched his fists, he screamed with rage, and powered up.
I assume it took up the whole remainder of the episode, and that Vegeta's Revenge is actually a two parter.
Then he lunged at Vegeta and tried to kill him, he could not believe what he had done to Gohan and Chi Chi, and even Goten!
Seeing how Vegeta has always been a little on edge... Piccolo probably should of saw it coming.
Vegeta grabbed Piccolo by the neck and ripped his head off, purple blood spurted out off the stump where Piccolo's head used to be.
I will give him credit for knowing Piccolo, and other Namekians, have purple blood.
I was sad and I started crying because Piccolo was my favorite character and it broke my heart to see him killed in such a gruesome way.
Please; Compared to what happen to Chi Chi and Gohan, this is downright humane.
Mr. Popo and Dende had watched in horror as Vegeta had killed Piccolo, they then panicked and tried to flee. But then, Vegeta grabbed Dende and Mr. Popo by the necks and ripped both of their heads off like they had done to Piccolo. They both screamed in agony and fear when their heads were ripped off.
What Vegeta forgot is that you don't fuck with Popo.
I started sobbing uncontrollably, I couldn't watch it any more! It was too horrible to watch.
Wait, that wasn't the end of the episode!? Well... that means that this man maybe the only man smart enough to turn off the VHS during a "Lost Episode." Congrats, your prize is my complete and utter hatred. ^_^ You should feel proud.
Crying, I told my dad about everything and he believed me.My dad took the VHS tape and ran it over with his car and destroyed it.
This does make him smarter then the Dad from "Thomas and the Children" but it also makes me wonder if "Lost Episodes" that don't try and kill their viewers have subliminal messaging telling them to run over the disk/tape with their cars.
After this, I never watched Dragonball Z ever again. I am no longer a fan of it anymore, I sold all my merchandise to get rid of the memories, I didn't want to remember it anymore.
An entire childhood ruined by one mind scarring episode.
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Final Thoughts: I'm sorry if this one came off a bit more hate filled and ranty then my past ones, but this Pasta was a huge let down for me, as a friend had praised it to me and urged me to read it. Just because it doesn't have the number of writing fluff ups that other Creepypastas has doesn't make it good, it just means that the writer is somewhat capable. The only issue I really have with it is that it ignores a few facts about the show and that it went into the overly violent pasta department. A whole slew of Pastas fall into this, and it is unfortunate because it causes future Pasta writers to mimic it. I hope, I really hope, that writers of Pasta will start to avoid it.
Still, it's not the worst thing I've read... Far from. So I guess I'll give it...
Final Rating: 4/10 Uterus Burgers.
I'm sorry that there have been so many Lost Episode pastas. The next one I promise will be different.
Wednesday, May 15, 2013
Power Rangers Lost Episode: The Hidden Ranger
Found on the Creepypasta Wiki
Originally posted by... I'm not sure. I know it got edited at some point, and that it was also the author's first Creepypasta. I'll try to be nice... OK, I won't, but I hope if he finds this he just takes it in stride. XD
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In 2003, Power Rangers was a very popular kid show. In the U.K., it shows like 17 episodes of MMPR but mostly shows In Space.
Alright, I'm sorry, normally I'd joke about how it only shows those tiny bits of Power Rangers, but if all the UK shows is In Space, I might have to move there.
In the U.S. eastern, They were selling Mighty Morphin Power Rangers DVDs on Swap Meet. One shady dude pat on my shoulder and said, "Want some DVDs, they're free."
Note to all future Creepypasta writers, this has been done to death, and all it ever does is make your protagonist look like an idiot.
My dad told me not to take stuff from strangers because you never know what are they're up to.
Your father is a wise man.
I told him sure, which one do you have.
You are not a wise man. Also, I'm sure he'd be very proud of you.
Actually, why did you even mention that part?
He showed me all the DVDs he had.
"It was mostly Pedoporn and Gilmore Girls"
He had Simpsons, Spongebob, Ed Edd N Eddy and Power Rangers episode 0. I didn't know what episode 0 was but I will give it a try.
As someone who has really watched Episode 0 of Power Rangers, it is way more horrific then this Creepypasta.
The shady guy says that it's a good pick because episode 0 was never seen. I asked him what the episode is about. He told me this, "No one knows, you have to figure out yourself." the polite way.
Yeah, instead of saying "I just said no one has ever watched you, you stupid little douche."
When I left, the shady man told me "Have a nice day." then said this in a evil way "or is it".
I'll just let that sentence speak for itself.
I was excited to see this episode 0 of Power Rangers. I watched it with my sister. The episode was playing. At the beginning, it played the intro but, there are Four weird things were happening...
Oh lord, here we go...
One, what happened to all the characters. Two, where's Rita Repulsa at the beginning, isn't she suppose to appear.
Isn't Rita one of the characters, or does she not count because she is the villain?
Three, the intro goes straight to the end of the intro.
So, really, it doesn't show the intro at all.
Four, Why where blood on the Lighting bolt?
WHY WHERE BLOOD ON THE LIGHTING BOLT INDEED!? Man... this... this is great stuff.
Then, this is where things are going to get ugly.
Well, thanks for the warning, but it's hard for me to believe that it's going to get much uglier then this.
It took place at the school. In the classroom, it looks regular the first place but something went even more weird. The scene change to Rita Repulsa's lab but her gang wasn't there and the there was a new ranger in her lab. He was like the green ranger but his suit was black, his shield was white, his helmet was black also, his visor was darkish red, and the white marks on the gloves and boots were red.
All those things were red... like BLUUD I'm assuming?
The devilish voice spoke out the ranger's name.
He said, "Unknown Ranger."
"Please bring all your soul, and spread all of them on earth."
So... wait... he is looking to spread all of his soul on Earth? In my mind, that only brings up two things:
1) He is going to have angels take over the Earth
or 2) He is going to take over the world of music
either way, neither are very scary.
We started to freak out because here's the reason.
One would assume that stating "because" indicates that you are about to state the reason... BUT YOU'RE WRONG!
Since, when do we have an Unknown Ranger on Power Rangers.
Titanium Ranger... Heck, if you really want to get technical, the Psycho Rangers...
Now, here's the part, There was static and the black screen.
Just like almost every lost episode creepypasta ever!?
There were words that appear on the screen. It said this.
"Whenever you go, I go."
Well, that is cryptic, I'll give the writer that much. I STILL don't get what the hell that meant, and this is my 4th time reading this story.
Now the next scene appeared, now it took place in the battle scene. They were suited up for action but things start to get worse.
Not the best thing to tell disenchanted readers.
The Unknown Ranger appeared and the puttys were getting out of his way.
Smartest putties ever.
Then, he attacked Kimberly, the pink ranger. There was black screen flashing for 5 seconds. Then, Kimberly was gone.
Very thankful to be out of this story, I'm sure.
The rangers can't defeat the unknown ranger and the devilish voice said this "You will never win". Then, static appeared again. Now, I found out that the black and yellow ranger was gone, literally. Now, it's just two rangers left. Wait, I thought to myself, if there was only two rangers left, then what happened to Tommy, the green ranger.
Logically speaking, Tommy wouldn't be on the show yet. I'm not even kidding either, if it is Episode 0, Tommy wouldn't of been on the show yet, as he wasn't with the cast at the start. I know I'm being too literal here, but really, do you care? =/
To be honest, the two reasons I hate Lost Episode Creepypastas is because they are all cliche, maybe even more so then the haunted game genre, and because they all use either Ep. 0 or Ep. 666 for the Ep # (if they give it one at all.) The only Lost Episode Creepypasta I remember liking was "Dead Bart" and a reason for that is that it didn't have the cliche episode number.
Anyway, enough of that little rant, back the story...
Now the screen faded to black then defade it to the school hallway. Now, they were unmorphed. When they were walking down the hallway, the Unknown Ranger was stalking him. They were looking back and continue walking. Billy feels like and said that we are being watched.
I assume he said that because he felt like it.
Then, the Unknown Ranger finally appeared in front of them. Finally, they said its Morphin time like regular. They were fighting against him but it was no use.
"Did I mention "We Need A Hero" was playing backwards in the background, because it totally was!"
He was knocked down but wasn't dead yet.
But if he's knocked down, that means that their is a chance that he can be brought to justice. Perhaps this "lost episode" will have a happy ending, truly a first for the genre an-...
He said, "In order to end your nightmare and save your friends. You must sacrifice one of your friends. If you do that, your life will not end." Jason told him that he's sorry and Billy said "wait, what" and threw Billy to the unknown ranger. Static was playing again.
...FUCK!!!!!!!!!
The Unknown Ranger said, "Well done, my friend."
There was purple shadow arms coming out of the floor and carrying Jason up. Jason said: "What are you doing!?". One of the arms were taking his mind away from him. But that's not all, there was screaming during that scene and they get louder and louder and louder then it almost made my ears bleed. The Unknown Ranger was laughing that his soul was finally revived. The school exploded finally.
Because the school exploding is the only logical way for that to end.
Finally, Tommy came and was shocked that the school exploded. The next scene was in the funeral, it showed all the rangers in the cemetery and Tommy was the only one alive with sad music playing. Then, the screen was fading black and the music stopped.
...Not going to try and avenge his friends or anything? Actually, no, please don't.... Because then we will have to bear witness to Ep. 0.5... Or maybe it would be 0.666.
Finally, the last word said this "This tape ends here," With evil laughs playing.
Pretty convenient way to tell you the show is over.
I took the disc out and put it in the table. I said, "Man, that episode was crazy, good things its over."
Yup, just crazy. Basically, if you were actually into this story at this point, this is the point where you see that it wasn't "scary" or "creepy" just "crazy." That is, unless...
but I figure out that my sister fainted after the episode.
...you are a little girl.
She wake up either. Later, she was sent to the emergency room and, the doctor said that she had a coma.
Despite being awake, the doctor decided she was in a coma. Worst doctor ever.
He also said that you need to destroy that disc, it's a curse.
How the hell does he know!?
Well, if she had a coma then how come nothing happened to me.
Because you are that special and awesome.
When I get back home, the disc wasn't there. Now, I'm completely doomed.
Um... why?
The disc was outside of the house. I was like did the disc teleport itself. I went to the disc and I threw it to the street and the disc breaks. There was a curse coming out of it.
I'm guessing it looked like Squidward with hyper realistic eyes.
Now, my sister woke up from the coma. I was like phew that was close. We went home and now I'm never going to a swap meet again, I also, ran over the disc with my car. After that, I had no trouble, and I had never seen the shaded guy after he gave me the episode.
*sigh* Do all the pastas I do have anticlimactic endings!?
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Final Thoughts: As a fan of both Creepypastas and Power Rangers, I was incredibly disappointed to find this, because I really do think a Power Rangers Creepypasta could work. Looking at the Sentai, there is one very good possibility that I might decide to try and make a Creepypasta out of, but that is besides the point anyway.
This story is pretty poorly written, and had some things that could of worked, but really it just turns into a cliche fest. If the final fight scene is to be believed, the Rangers basically gave up after showing that they had a chance at taking him down, and it seems like the writer was trying to do more then what he is actually capable of. That said, for a 1st Pasta, he could of done far worse, and I hope that he is still writing and improving his skills. The ending COULD of saved this story (well, make it a little better) had the disk just disappeared, but seeing how he found it and destroyed it, the ending just seems very anticlimactic and makes one wonder what the hell was even the point.
Overall Rating: 3/10 Blood stained spandex suits.
By the way, sorry it has been a little while since I've updated... With school winding down, I'm probably going to be updating less frequently for a little while. I'd say that I will probably update twice a week, maybe more maybe less, it just depends.
Originally posted by... I'm not sure. I know it got edited at some point, and that it was also the author's first Creepypasta. I'll try to be nice... OK, I won't, but I hope if he finds this he just takes it in stride. XD
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In 2003, Power Rangers was a very popular kid show. In the U.K., it shows like 17 episodes of MMPR but mostly shows In Space.
Alright, I'm sorry, normally I'd joke about how it only shows those tiny bits of Power Rangers, but if all the UK shows is In Space, I might have to move there.
In the U.S. eastern, They were selling Mighty Morphin Power Rangers DVDs on Swap Meet. One shady dude pat on my shoulder and said, "Want some DVDs, they're free."
Note to all future Creepypasta writers, this has been done to death, and all it ever does is make your protagonist look like an idiot.
My dad told me not to take stuff from strangers because you never know what are they're up to.
Your father is a wise man.
I told him sure, which one do you have.
You are not a wise man. Also, I'm sure he'd be very proud of you.
Actually, why did you even mention that part?
He showed me all the DVDs he had.
"It was mostly Pedoporn and Gilmore Girls"
He had Simpsons, Spongebob, Ed Edd N Eddy and Power Rangers episode 0. I didn't know what episode 0 was but I will give it a try.
As someone who has really watched Episode 0 of Power Rangers, it is way more horrific then this Creepypasta.
The shady guy says that it's a good pick because episode 0 was never seen. I asked him what the episode is about. He told me this, "No one knows, you have to figure out yourself." the polite way.
Yeah, instead of saying "I just said no one has ever watched you, you stupid little douche."
When I left, the shady man told me "Have a nice day." then said this in a evil way "or is it".
I'll just let that sentence speak for itself.
I was excited to see this episode 0 of Power Rangers. I watched it with my sister. The episode was playing. At the beginning, it played the intro but, there are Four weird things were happening...
Oh lord, here we go...
One, what happened to all the characters. Two, where's Rita Repulsa at the beginning, isn't she suppose to appear.
Isn't Rita one of the characters, or does she not count because she is the villain?
Three, the intro goes straight to the end of the intro.
So, really, it doesn't show the intro at all.
Four, Why where blood on the Lighting bolt?
WHY WHERE BLOOD ON THE LIGHTING BOLT INDEED!? Man... this... this is great stuff.
Then, this is where things are going to get ugly.
Well, thanks for the warning, but it's hard for me to believe that it's going to get much uglier then this.
It took place at the school. In the classroom, it looks regular the first place but something went even more weird. The scene change to Rita Repulsa's lab but her gang wasn't there and the there was a new ranger in her lab. He was like the green ranger but his suit was black, his shield was white, his helmet was black also, his visor was darkish red, and the white marks on the gloves and boots were red.
All those things were red... like BLUUD I'm assuming?
The devilish voice spoke out the ranger's name.
He said, "Unknown Ranger."
"Please bring all your soul, and spread all of them on earth."
So... wait... he is looking to spread all of his soul on Earth? In my mind, that only brings up two things:
1) He is going to have angels take over the Earth
or 2) He is going to take over the world of music
either way, neither are very scary.
We started to freak out because here's the reason.
One would assume that stating "because" indicates that you are about to state the reason... BUT YOU'RE WRONG!
Since, when do we have an Unknown Ranger on Power Rangers.
Titanium Ranger... Heck, if you really want to get technical, the Psycho Rangers...
Now, here's the part, There was static and the black screen.
Just like almost every lost episode creepypasta ever!?
There were words that appear on the screen. It said this.
"Whenever you go, I go."
Well, that is cryptic, I'll give the writer that much. I STILL don't get what the hell that meant, and this is my 4th time reading this story.
Now the next scene appeared, now it took place in the battle scene. They were suited up for action but things start to get worse.
Not the best thing to tell disenchanted readers.
The Unknown Ranger appeared and the puttys were getting out of his way.
Smartest putties ever.
Then, he attacked Kimberly, the pink ranger. There was black screen flashing for 5 seconds. Then, Kimberly was gone.
Very thankful to be out of this story, I'm sure.
The rangers can't defeat the unknown ranger and the devilish voice said this "You will never win". Then, static appeared again. Now, I found out that the black and yellow ranger was gone, literally. Now, it's just two rangers left. Wait, I thought to myself, if there was only two rangers left, then what happened to Tommy, the green ranger.
Logically speaking, Tommy wouldn't be on the show yet. I'm not even kidding either, if it is Episode 0, Tommy wouldn't of been on the show yet, as he wasn't with the cast at the start. I know I'm being too literal here, but really, do you care? =/
To be honest, the two reasons I hate Lost Episode Creepypastas is because they are all cliche, maybe even more so then the haunted game genre, and because they all use either Ep. 0 or Ep. 666 for the Ep # (if they give it one at all.) The only Lost Episode Creepypasta I remember liking was "Dead Bart" and a reason for that is that it didn't have the cliche episode number.
Anyway, enough of that little rant, back the story...
Now the screen faded to black then defade it to the school hallway. Now, they were unmorphed. When they were walking down the hallway, the Unknown Ranger was stalking him. They were looking back and continue walking. Billy feels like and said that we are being watched.
I assume he said that because he felt like it.
Then, the Unknown Ranger finally appeared in front of them. Finally, they said its Morphin time like regular. They were fighting against him but it was no use.
"Did I mention "We Need A Hero" was playing backwards in the background, because it totally was!"
He was knocked down but wasn't dead yet.
But if he's knocked down, that means that their is a chance that he can be brought to justice. Perhaps this "lost episode" will have a happy ending, truly a first for the genre an-...
He said, "In order to end your nightmare and save your friends. You must sacrifice one of your friends. If you do that, your life will not end." Jason told him that he's sorry and Billy said "wait, what" and threw Billy to the unknown ranger. Static was playing again.
...FUCK!!!!!!!!!
The Unknown Ranger said, "Well done, my friend."
There was purple shadow arms coming out of the floor and carrying Jason up. Jason said: "What are you doing!?". One of the arms were taking his mind away from him. But that's not all, there was screaming during that scene and they get louder and louder and louder then it almost made my ears bleed. The Unknown Ranger was laughing that his soul was finally revived. The school exploded finally.
Because the school exploding is the only logical way for that to end.
Finally, Tommy came and was shocked that the school exploded. The next scene was in the funeral, it showed all the rangers in the cemetery and Tommy was the only one alive with sad music playing. Then, the screen was fading black and the music stopped.
...Not going to try and avenge his friends or anything? Actually, no, please don't.... Because then we will have to bear witness to Ep. 0.5... Or maybe it would be 0.666.
Finally, the last word said this "This tape ends here," With evil laughs playing.
Pretty convenient way to tell you the show is over.
I took the disc out and put it in the table. I said, "Man, that episode was crazy, good things its over."
Yup, just crazy. Basically, if you were actually into this story at this point, this is the point where you see that it wasn't "scary" or "creepy" just "crazy." That is, unless...
but I figure out that my sister fainted after the episode.
...you are a little girl.
She wake up either. Later, she was sent to the emergency room and, the doctor said that she had a coma.
Despite being awake, the doctor decided she was in a coma. Worst doctor ever.
He also said that you need to destroy that disc, it's a curse.
How the hell does he know!?
Well, if she had a coma then how come nothing happened to me.
Because you are that special and awesome.
When I get back home, the disc wasn't there. Now, I'm completely doomed.
Um... why?
The disc was outside of the house. I was like did the disc teleport itself. I went to the disc and I threw it to the street and the disc breaks. There was a curse coming out of it.
I'm guessing it looked like Squidward with hyper realistic eyes.
Now, my sister woke up from the coma. I was like phew that was close. We went home and now I'm never going to a swap meet again, I also, ran over the disc with my car. After that, I had no trouble, and I had never seen the shaded guy after he gave me the episode.
*sigh* Do all the pastas I do have anticlimactic endings!?
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Final Thoughts: As a fan of both Creepypastas and Power Rangers, I was incredibly disappointed to find this, because I really do think a Power Rangers Creepypasta could work. Looking at the Sentai, there is one very good possibility that I might decide to try and make a Creepypasta out of, but that is besides the point anyway.
This story is pretty poorly written, and had some things that could of worked, but really it just turns into a cliche fest. If the final fight scene is to be believed, the Rangers basically gave up after showing that they had a chance at taking him down, and it seems like the writer was trying to do more then what he is actually capable of. That said, for a 1st Pasta, he could of done far worse, and I hope that he is still writing and improving his skills. The ending COULD of saved this story (well, make it a little better) had the disk just disappeared, but seeing how he found it and destroyed it, the ending just seems very anticlimactic and makes one wonder what the hell was even the point.
Overall Rating: 3/10 Blood stained spandex suits.
By the way, sorry it has been a little while since I've updated... With school winding down, I'm probably going to be updating less frequently for a little while. I'd say that I will probably update twice a week, maybe more maybe less, it just depends.
Tuesday, May 14, 2013
Changing the format a little bit...
Though the main point of this site will continue to be about smarking lame creepypastas, I've decided to broaden my horizons a little bit and allow myself to do "good" ones...
BTW, if you have a request or anything, please leave a comment or Email me...
BTW, if you have a request or anything, please leave a comment or Email me...
Monday, May 13, 2013
Thomas and the Children
Title: Thomas and the Children
Found on the Creepypasta Wiki; Not sure who it is...
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Warning: this story is graphic!
Graphic is the new horrible.
Ever hear of Thomas the tank engine? If you have been around little kids between the ages of two and around seven or so, I'm sure you have.
7 YEAR OLDS WATCH THOMAS THE TRAIN ENGINE! I'm sorry, but I was done with that when I was 4.
My son adored Thomas so much so that he could name every single train, knew what color they were and the number they had painted on them.
He got beat up at school every single day.
I was glad when I heard that he was coming to visit me over the summer but I had a ton of work to do so I bought him a Thomas DVD. The cover looked innocent enough, Thomas was smiling and little wooden children were waving their arms out of the windows in his coaches. The DVD was called Thomas and the Children.
"In hindsight, I think Thomas's eyes may have been missing..."
He was so excited to see the DVD that right off the bat, he pleaded with me to pop it into the DVD player. I went to work while he watched it. After a few hours, he came into my office, looking as pale as a sheet. "Daddy," His voice seemed weak.
"Are you okay?" I said. I touched his head and noticed that his temperature had gone up.
THIS BOY IS ON FIRE!!!!! THIS BOY IS ON FIIIIIRRRRRREEEEEE!!!!
"Why did Thomas kill the children?" My heart sank like a stone but I soon brushed it off.
I would be more shocked and/or appalled, but that is just me. Parents in Creepypastas tend to be REALLY retarded.
After putting him to bed. I got curious as to what he had seen. I popped in the DVD and began to watch the episode play. There was no main menu like most DVDs, it just went straight to the episode. It seemed normal enough, Thomas was told to take a group of children to the seaside by the instructions of Sir Topham Hat.
If I know the internet like I think I do, this either leads to murder or rape...
I noticed something odd though there was no narrator in this episode.
The episode then showed Thomas picking up the little wooden children and showed every single one of them climb onboard. Then there was a scene with him zooming down the rails like he always did and the children were cheering, "but then there was trouble," as they say in the show.
Which means he has watched enough of the show to know one of the show's signature lines... That is more then a little sad once you start thinking about it.
Bertie the bus was stuck on the railway tracks.
Bertie the bus? Wow... I am just now remembering how bad this show sucked.
This is when the episode got strange. Bertie stared at Thomas in fear but the little blue wooden train just smiled and sped up. What was even more disheartening is that he started laughing.
Thomas: *in his mind* Mother fucking bus ruining the train industry... I'll show him...
The children were crying and little tears could be seen painted on their faces.
Look at the creepy crying wooden children... LOOK AT THEM!!!
Thomas crashed into Bertie causing pieces of both of them to go flying everywhere. Usuallly by now the narrator would say, "and luckily no one was hurt," but there was no resurrance for kids.
...Normally, this wouldn't happen in the show... AT ALL!!!!
The episode then showed the carnage on the inside of the coaches. Wooden limps were broken off, what looked like actual blood had been splattered everywhere, heads had been ripped from the bodies of the wooden dolls and worse yet the children still had tears upon their faces.
At the risk of sounding like a heartless douche or whatever, wouldn't you feel a bit more terrified if it was real children, not just dolls that had been splattered?
Everything went to static. After that I felt myself boiling over with anger. What sicko would create something that messed up for little kids? Then I paused the static. Messages started to appear on the screen. Disturbing messages like kill, obey, multiply and die.
So, I guess that leaves their choices for their victims at "eliminate" or "fornicate."
I watched the static for over an hour and noticed at least thirty different messages.
I'm assuming one of them was "Please, for the love of god, don't post this story on the internet!!!"
I threw the accursed thing in the trash after breaking it in half. I would not expose my child to anymore of that trash. Before going to bed myself, I checked him.
Ouch... I'm sure the kid appreciated crashing into a Plexiglas wall (or... whatever the heck hockey walls are made out of.)
He was happily asleep and snoring, clutching his teddy.
I had a nightmares from this, one where the children came into my room but they were life like and as tall as a normal person.
Apparently, the sight of seeing happy children sleeping makes you imagine that they want to kill you. Who'd of thunk?
Their twisted forms grabbed my limbs and pulled me apart, while I heard that blasted train laughing. Now I have woken up, covered in blood, knife in hand and I'm afraid to check my son's room.
...Ok then... I'll just let that ending speak for itself.
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Final Thoughts: For the record, this pasta could of been a lot worse. Thomas the Train Engine is creepy, but not quite creepy enough to earn a pasta. This one is really just your standard "lost episode" type deal, and, I reiterate, it could of been worse. It also doesn't have as many writing fluff ups as a lot of Creepypasta, so there is that. However, the story is still very cliche and pretty predictable. If it was trying to go the horror pasta route, I would of had him wake up while he was killing his son, but I can't really say if that would of made the story better or worse. Thankfully, it is a short read, and it probably took a Thomas creepypasta as far as it could of reasonably gone... Well... I do have one legit complaint.
Those faces in Thomas were creepy as all hell. This pasta would of been scary had he just described the look on Thomas very primitive looking CGI-ish face (I can't remember what technique they used to make those hell spawns...) but instead, it just kind of skims over that option.
Still would of been a strange, mediocre story in the realm of Creepycrapsta.
Final Rating: 3/10 Demonic Trains.
Found on the Creepypasta Wiki; Not sure who it is...
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Warning: this story is graphic!
Graphic is the new horrible.
Ever hear of Thomas the tank engine? If you have been around little kids between the ages of two and around seven or so, I'm sure you have.
7 YEAR OLDS WATCH THOMAS THE TRAIN ENGINE! I'm sorry, but I was done with that when I was 4.
My son adored Thomas so much so that he could name every single train, knew what color they were and the number they had painted on them.
He got beat up at school every single day.
I was glad when I heard that he was coming to visit me over the summer but I had a ton of work to do so I bought him a Thomas DVD. The cover looked innocent enough, Thomas was smiling and little wooden children were waving their arms out of the windows in his coaches. The DVD was called Thomas and the Children.
"In hindsight, I think Thomas's eyes may have been missing..."
He was so excited to see the DVD that right off the bat, he pleaded with me to pop it into the DVD player. I went to work while he watched it. After a few hours, he came into my office, looking as pale as a sheet. "Daddy," His voice seemed weak.
"Are you okay?" I said. I touched his head and noticed that his temperature had gone up.
THIS BOY IS ON FIRE!!!!! THIS BOY IS ON FIIIIIRRRRRREEEEEE!!!!
"Why did Thomas kill the children?" My heart sank like a stone but I soon brushed it off.
I would be more shocked and/or appalled, but that is just me. Parents in Creepypastas tend to be REALLY retarded.
After putting him to bed. I got curious as to what he had seen. I popped in the DVD and began to watch the episode play. There was no main menu like most DVDs, it just went straight to the episode. It seemed normal enough, Thomas was told to take a group of children to the seaside by the instructions of Sir Topham Hat.
If I know the internet like I think I do, this either leads to murder or rape...
I noticed something odd though there was no narrator in this episode.
The episode then showed Thomas picking up the little wooden children and showed every single one of them climb onboard. Then there was a scene with him zooming down the rails like he always did and the children were cheering, "but then there was trouble," as they say in the show.
Which means he has watched enough of the show to know one of the show's signature lines... That is more then a little sad once you start thinking about it.
Bertie the bus was stuck on the railway tracks.
Bertie the bus? Wow... I am just now remembering how bad this show sucked.
This is when the episode got strange. Bertie stared at Thomas in fear but the little blue wooden train just smiled and sped up. What was even more disheartening is that he started laughing.
Thomas: *in his mind* Mother fucking bus ruining the train industry... I'll show him...
The children were crying and little tears could be seen painted on their faces.
Look at the creepy crying wooden children... LOOK AT THEM!!!
Thomas crashed into Bertie causing pieces of both of them to go flying everywhere. Usuallly by now the narrator would say, "and luckily no one was hurt," but there was no resurrance for kids.
...Normally, this wouldn't happen in the show... AT ALL!!!!
The episode then showed the carnage on the inside of the coaches. Wooden limps were broken off, what looked like actual blood had been splattered everywhere, heads had been ripped from the bodies of the wooden dolls and worse yet the children still had tears upon their faces.
At the risk of sounding like a heartless douche or whatever, wouldn't you feel a bit more terrified if it was real children, not just dolls that had been splattered?
Everything went to static. After that I felt myself boiling over with anger. What sicko would create something that messed up for little kids? Then I paused the static. Messages started to appear on the screen. Disturbing messages like kill, obey, multiply and die.
So, I guess that leaves their choices for their victims at "eliminate" or "fornicate."
I watched the static for over an hour and noticed at least thirty different messages.
I'm assuming one of them was "Please, for the love of god, don't post this story on the internet!!!"
I threw the accursed thing in the trash after breaking it in half. I would not expose my child to anymore of that trash. Before going to bed myself, I checked him.
Ouch... I'm sure the kid appreciated crashing into a Plexiglas wall (or... whatever the heck hockey walls are made out of.)
He was happily asleep and snoring, clutching his teddy.
I had a nightmares from this, one where the children came into my room but they were life like and as tall as a normal person.
Apparently, the sight of seeing happy children sleeping makes you imagine that they want to kill you. Who'd of thunk?
Their twisted forms grabbed my limbs and pulled me apart, while I heard that blasted train laughing. Now I have woken up, covered in blood, knife in hand and I'm afraid to check my son's room.
...Ok then... I'll just let that ending speak for itself.
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Final Thoughts: For the record, this pasta could of been a lot worse. Thomas the Train Engine is creepy, but not quite creepy enough to earn a pasta. This one is really just your standard "lost episode" type deal, and, I reiterate, it could of been worse. It also doesn't have as many writing fluff ups as a lot of Creepypasta, so there is that. However, the story is still very cliche and pretty predictable. If it was trying to go the horror pasta route, I would of had him wake up while he was killing his son, but I can't really say if that would of made the story better or worse. Thankfully, it is a short read, and it probably took a Thomas creepypasta as far as it could of reasonably gone... Well... I do have one legit complaint.
Those faces in Thomas were creepy as all hell. This pasta would of been scary had he just described the look on Thomas very primitive looking CGI-ish face (I can't remember what technique they used to make those hell spawns...) but instead, it just kind of skims over that option.
Still would of been a strange, mediocre story in the realm of Creepycrapsta.
Final Rating: 3/10 Demonic Trains.
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